Désolée
By Poissewoman - 07/02/2011 17:01 - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Poissewoman - 07/02/2011 17:01 - France
By Pat_a_sel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By MATT7680 - 11/03/2011 13:38 - Reserved
Salut c'était bien l'épreuve de bac de philo en effet, mais en juin 1998... Merci en tout cas pour les coms ! :)
By Juliet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By kira - 12/03/2011 09:31 - France
By ShadowOfShit - 14/03/2011 11:27 - Suisse
Ceux qui demandent pourquoi je l'ai appellé par son prénom, je leur réponds simplement pour faire de l'humour, parce que d'habitude les cours d'histoires sont tellement chiant qu'il faut bien se laisser aller quelques fois x) Et non, je n'me la pète pas forcément donc voilà, simple humour ^^
By morgane - 10/05/2011 11:32 - France
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By Sylvain - 17/07/2011 22:40 - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By myz1 - 01/08/2011 06:52 - France
By Maryo - 01/08/2011 16:05 - France
C'est malheureusement moi qui ai porté la même robe que la mariée... Pour comprendre la situation, il faut savoir qu'elle avait organisé une cérémonie très simple et une tenue adéquate. J'avais acheté ma robe à Manoukian et j'avoue que je la trouvais un peu trop habillée, mais pas au point d'être utilisée comme une robe de mariée. Après, c'était son choix de faire simple et je comprends. Évidemment, je suis partie me changer dès que je l'ai remarqué, cela aurait été embarrassant pour nous deux ^^
By enchainelesgaffes - 06/08/2011 20:46 - Suisse
By cotcotcot - 08/08/2011 09:27 - France
By Faileuse - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
En fait mon horrible petite sœur a juste voulu me faire une blague. Mon journal m'a donc été rendu sain et sauf!