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By Anonyme - 25/02/2013 20:41 - France - Paris
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By Anonyme - 25/02/2013 20:41 - France - Paris
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By MAD_Creatis - 27/02/2013 17:43 - France - Aubagne
Alors pour la petite histoire, l'employeur était aussi parfait. Il m'a répondu avec un bisous à la fin de son mail, mais une réponse négative car le poste était déjà pourvu. Depuis je suis tombé enceinte et j'ai eu mon petit bout donc j'ai arrêté les recherche d'emploi. Mais ça tenait plus d'un réflexe et d'une mauvaise relecture. Oui oui je mérite tout les TLBM. Méchante moi j'aurait du mieux me relire. Allez les VDMiens, BISOUS ! :)
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By Anonyme - 02/03/2013 16:27 - France - Mont
Coucou tout le monde ! Bon je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, donc j'apporte quelques précisions =) Certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire =) Donc, en fait, mon frère a été la première personne a savoir que j'avais un chéri, je voulais pas en parler à tout le monde avant de savoir si c'était quand même sérieux. Et comme avec mon frère, nous sommes très proches, les deux ont tout de suite sympathisé et aujourd'hui ils sont bien potes. Sur la photo, je suis au milieu, et je les tiens tous les deux par la taille. Et non, mon copain ne fait pas efféminé, au contraire, on dirait que je suis entourée de 2 gardes du corps. Non c'est juste que mon frère a mis du temps avant de présenter une copine à mes grands-parents, une avec qui ça a duré. Sauf que ça s'est mal fini, il y a peu de temps. D'où l'idée de mes grands-parents qu'il aurait pu, peut-être réaliser qu'en fin de compte il était gay, ou qu'en désespoir de cause, pour oublier les filles, il se soit tourné vers la gente masculine, mais ils disaient ça sans trop y croire non plus. Après, non, ils n'ont rien contre les gays, on a un cousin qui est pacsé avec un homme, pas de soucis de ce côté-là =) Mais bon du coup, ils ont rencontré mon copain, ça c'est très bien passé. Et ils attendent que mon frère se remette =) Voila pour les petites précisions, pas de roulage de pelle, de tripotage, de gens en foncé (moi ça m'a fait rire =) ) et rien de bien méchant en fin de compte !