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By feefagot - 26/06/2013 11:00 - France
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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See, one of you was right.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
By feefagot - 26/06/2013 11:00 - France
By TiteMax - 26/06/2013 21:48 - France - Duneau
By Anonyme - 27/06/2013 16:11 - France - Garrigues
By Flavien6 - 27/06/2013 20:40 - France - Douvrin
By hellooooo - 28/06/2013 09:58 - France
By lilymiam - 29/06/2013 06:16 - Réunion
By tiredmaman - 29/06/2013 12:52 - France - Argences
By oui!! - 30/06/2013 11:02 - France - Terville
By ptitruc - 30/06/2013 20:35 - France - Angers
By Deboutcestlesvacances - 01/07/2013 08:05 - France - La Fouillouse
By Anonyme - 01/07/2013 08:43 - France - Gignac-la-nerthe
By Snow - 01/07/2013 10:39 - France - Ajaccio
By mamanendétresse - 01/07/2013 11:17
By Noaracno - 01/07/2013 15:53 - France - Plan-de-cuques
By Anonyme - 01/07/2013 16:28 - France - Bergheim
By pauline574 - 01/07/2013 20:44 - France
Le travail est enfin terminé et au final il n'y avait "que" 7 couches. C'était quand même drôle de revoir de vieux papiers peints ou d'en découvrir des plus âgées que moi et surtout très "kitch". En tout cas ma mamie est contente et c'est le principal, ensuite malgré la douleur au bras c'était sympa de passer du temps avec elle et de rigoler à chaudes larmes. Voilà :)
By Andreax39 - 01/07/2013 23:01 - France - Larrivoire
chaluut les coupiiins je suis l'auteur de cette VDM . pour info mon petit frère n'est pas si jeune que ça, il a 13 ans... imaginez l'action hihi ! en tout cas merci d'avoir choisi ma VDM !! kissss
By Anonyme - 02/07/2013 17:51 - France - Nancy
By mom66 - 03/07/2013 07:35 - France - Lavaur
By sheepoune - 04/07/2013 05:10 - Suisse - Vevey
Alors, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens de créer mon compte car je ne pouvais pas commenter. J'ai avouée à ma fille de 16 ans que c'etait bien moi qui l'avait postée comme vous avez peu etre vue dans les commentaires précédents. Pour les personnes remettant en cause l'autorité, j'ai bien entendue fais cesser leur guerre.