By future belle maman - 20/10/2013 18:48 - France - Gentilly
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je vais donner quelques précisions et répondre à certaines questions que vous vous posez. Je suis une femme de 29 ans et je suis titulaire d'un Master. Je vis seule dans un apartement (donc pas aux crochets de mes parents). J´ai un travail qui me convient. Je sais que ça partait d'une bonne intention mais les rapports entre ma mère et moi étant ce qu'ils sont et sa maladresse étant assez blessante, j'avais envie de le partager. Voilà!
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Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (ouais la seule fois de ma vie où ma VDM est validée, ben j'oublie de me connecter sur mon compte :D) Eh non je n'étais pas bourrée. Pire encore : j'étais au jus d'orange.... J'ai juste une mémoire de poisson rouge ! Et un crâne bien endolori de ce fait. Et pour répondre à certains, en effet il n'a pas du me reconnaître car avec et sans lunettes de mouche c'est plutôt radical :p
Personnellement j'ai plutôt pensé qu'elle répétait ce que lui disait sa mère. Sachant qu'elle a été au régime sans sel, sans graisse, sans sucre depuis sa naissance, j'ai surtout de la peine pour elle. Des réflexions de ce genre, je m'en suis prise plusieurs et ce n'est pas de la part d'une gosse de cinq ans que ça va me blesser.