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By Anonyme - 16/10/2013 06:55 - France
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By Anonyme - 16/10/2013 06:55 - France
By wake_me_up_123 - 16/10/2013 07:43 - France - Mouguerre
By lavieille - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Ozoir-la-ferrière
By algrab2 - 16/10/2013 10:58 - Suisse - Lausanne
By Mouztic - 16/10/2013 16:39 - France - Blanquefort
By habillée - 16/10/2013 23:48 - France - Reims
By anonyme - 17/10/2013 07:18 - France - Montpellier
By Wequin - 17/10/2013 12:08 - Belgique - Brussels
By jackpot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Gournay-sur-marne
By meredebosseur - 17/10/2013 15:15 - France - Saintes
By Gentille. - 17/10/2013 20:35 - France - Cou
By huhu - 18/10/2013 06:09 - Canada - Toronto
By seicamariano - 18/10/2013 07:05 - France
bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la Vdm. Merci pour tous vos commentaires. Pour précision précisions, tous les spas ne proposent pas des epilations. Elle ne fait que des soins corps et visage dans le sien et d'ailleurs elle continue à venir se faire épiler et fait également de l'onglerie chez moi. Par contre, elle ne sait toujours pas que je suis la gérante, je ne lui dis rien et c'est une cliente fidèle. Pour ce qui est de la déco et de la gérance je n'ai rien changé car l'institut marche bien et visiblement ça ne la gene pas tant que ça puisqu'elle continue à venir. En ce qui concerne toute forme de vengeance je n'ai rien tenté car je pars du principe qu'elle ne le pensait pas et que ce n'était qu'un argument pour me faire changer d'avis. En espérant que mes précisions vous éclairent.
By ohbahmerdealors - 18/10/2013 07:48 - France
By Claire048 - 18/10/2013 07:52 - France - Marseille
By affreuse - 18/10/2013 08:38 - France - Pontivy
Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)
By Nevada - 18/10/2013 09:14 - France - Codognan
By Marianus - 19/10/2013 19:30 - France - Mansle
By Anonyme - 20/10/2013 01:02 - France - Paris
By Lizlull - 20/10/2013 12:19 - France - Rennes
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Tout d'abord je suis surpris mais assez content que ma VDM a été publié. Je me suis donc crée spécialement un compte pour répondre à certains de vos commentaires. Donc tout d'abord, quand j'ai aperçu le billet, mon premier réflexe a été d'aller voir le chauffeur pour lui demander de s'arrêter mais comme on était sur la route il n'a pas voulu. J'ai donc pas vraiment eu le choix.. En plus on était en plein après-midi alors je suppose que vu le monde qu'il y avait, le billet n'a pas du faire long feu ^^ J'espère que je serai plus chanceux si il y a une prochaine fois. Voilà !