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By Mama31 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Puyricard
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Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???