By cvj - 17/03/2014 16:28 - France
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A toutes les bêtes de sexe: je suis en effet à la recherche d'un plan cul, VDM m'a semblé être l'endroit idéal!
PS: points bonus si tu laches un com pervers à propos de mon pseudo ;)
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Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Alors pour info je vis à Varsovie depuis maintenant trois mois. Par contre, faut juste arrêter les stéréotypes les enfants, la vie à Varsovie n'a rien de différent avec la vie en France ^^ Sinon je suis en couple donc comprenez que je n'ai pas été hyper intéressée par la proposition ;) Merci d'avoir validé ma VDM en tous cas, pour l'instant personne ne s'est présenté !
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By Chamelle - 08/04/2014 18:19 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
By NosChersVoisins - 08/04/2014 18:31 - France - Bordeaux
Salut Salut, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Au vu du nombre élevé de TLBM et de certains commentaires, je tiens à m'expliquer : Oui, je suis une grosse dégueulasse qui ne me lave jamais et prend un malin plaisir à venir dégoulinante de sueur à la fac ! Non je rigole ahem... Plus sérieusement : Tout d'abord, je tiens à dire que je ne me serais jamais permis de faire un tel commentaire alors que le prof faisait son cours. En fait, c'était pendant la pause entre 2h de cours, et j'ai fait cette remarque à ma voisine (non je ne parle pas toute seule, pas encore). Je n'ai pas parlé particulièrement fort, mais suffisamment pour que la rangée de derrière entende... Et la c'est le drame. Ensuite, pour ma situation capillaire, rassurez vous : je n'ai pas les cheveux atrocement gras ou encore pouilleux. En réalité, j'ai des cheveux bouclés (voire très bouclés) qui frisottent un peu naturellement et font parfois un effet mousse. Alors oui, j'ai souvent l'air totalement décoiffée et pourtant mes cheveux ne sont absolument pas sales ! Et je ne peux malheureusement pas faire grand chose contre ça (eh oui, tout le monde n'a pas la chance d'avoir les cheveux parfaitement lisses !). Enfin, lorsque j'ai entendu l'adorable commentaire de ma voisine de derrière, j'ai d'abord cru avoir halluciné tellement ça me semblait improbable puis je me suis finalement retournée pour la fusiller du regard : il s'agissait d'une parfaite inconnue (donc la théorie de la vengeance ne tient même pas). En tout cas, après le regard que je lui ai lancée elle n'a plus bronché ! Bref, je termine ici mon pavé : certains commentaires m'ont vraiment beaucoup fait rire et merci d'avoir validé, je suis maintenant totalement convaincue d'avoir une véritable VDM ! :)