À la bourre
By CherryRocket - 10/06/2008 13:20
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By CherryRocket - 10/06/2008 13:20
By mat - 13/06/2008 09:18
By Pierrot - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Aiden - 19/06/2008 19:49
By Princesse Quiche - 20/06/2008 21:40
By tt-ray - 24/06/2008 15:49
By la blonde - 04/07/2008 16:14
By Magico - 09/07/2008 22:26
By Bulle - 12/07/2008 09:44
By No* - 15/07/2008 08:02
#5: en effet, je n'habite pas en France et je n'achète pas si souvent que ça des timbres français ;) mais JLBM on va dire, de ne pas savoir qu'on arrête pas le progrès en la matière! #9: on se détend, c'était pour rire XD
By Tippili - 18/07/2013 09:28
By benoit - 23/07/2008 15:08
By nmfrter - 30/07/2008 14:42
contente que vous ayez aimé! mon chien est toujours aussi froussard... -_-
By I'll-kill-her - 31/07/2008 16:38
#72 Ben oui, le lendemain je devais me lever à 6h du matin. C'est cool j'ai eu deux très longues heures devant moi pour prendre ma douche... Je me suis sentie un peu minable quand même de hurler comme ça... Ravie de voir que je ne suis pas la seule à avoir frôlé l'arrêt cardiaque :p
By moutier - 31/07/2008 20:28
By chrls - 01/08/2008 06:45
Pour répondre à la gentille dame j'ai simplement dit : "c'est pas mon boulot" et je me suis finalement exécuté, histoire de ne pas m' être déplacé pour rien! ps: #25 : J'aurais bien aimé voir ta réaction face à des gens qui te prennent pour des moins que rien, personnelement je ne trouve pas ça super plaisant, peut-être que toi si!
By doudou - 01/08/2008 13:10
By teted'ampoule - 05/08/2008 08:23
Salut. C'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser qu'elle ne m'est pas directement arrivée, mais à un de mes meilleurs amis, qui m'a gentiment autorisé à la publier. Le truc, c'est que ce jour là, ils s'amusaient tous à se couler gentiment dans la piscine, et lui étant le petit nouveau, et pour essayer de s'intégrer un maximum, il a trouvé amusant de balancer son chef aussi, bien mal lui en a pris. Ambiance super tendue le reste du séjour, mais depuis, tout va bien au boulot. Tout le monde le charie, et son chef lui demande quasi tous les jours "comment tu comptes essayer de me tuer aujourd'hui ? tu vas me jeter sous un bus, ou tenter de m'empoisonner ?". Voilà ce que j'appelle avoir de l'humour.
By estalavida - 06/08/2008 12:38
By toutlemonde - 13/08/2008 15:58
#2 : je précise que par ailleurs, ma mère est loin d'être stupide ; simplement, j'aime bien la charrier avec ce truc précis... Petite blague récurrente à la maison ^^