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By Anonyme - 17/11/2012 13:37 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
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By Anonyme - 17/11/2012 13:37 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
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Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.
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J'ai un peu rodé l'histoire pour la VDM, à vrai dire il m'a appelé pour que je le rejoigne dans l'entrée du bâtiment, ce que j'ai fait, et c'est là qu'il m'a annoncé qu'il n'avait pas trouvé ma porte et qu'il était allé voir à la cave (au cas où, sait-on jamais !). Ce à quoi il a ajouté avec une toute petite voix qu'il était vite reparti parce qu'il faisait tout noir et qu'il avait peur des fantômes. J'ai payé ma pizza avec un sacré fou rire, mais ça valait le coup d'attendre ^^
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oui effectivement j'ai connu plus romantique ^^ Après 5 ans avec lui il m'en a fait voir d'autres mais celle là était pas mal ! Il a sans doute essayé d'être original et aujourd'hui encore ça le fait rire. Ma première réaction était choquée et après j'ai tellement trouvé ça ridicule que j'ai éclaté de rire :) Pour mon Homme qui n'a plus d'idée pour savoir comment être romantique, VDM :)