By mumtobe - 05/11/2014 13:40 - France - Metz
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Donc tout d'abord je tiens à préciser que mon chat est une femelle, mais j'ai préféré éviter d'utiliser le mot "chatte" dans le post pour éviter tous les com pervers et inutiles. Ensuite si elle me réveille la nuit c'est parce que depuis qu'elle est toute petite elle a un doudou qu'elle tête et patouille. Sauf que généralement il disparaît sous les draps la nuit donc quand elle le trouve pas elle me réveille pour que je le lui donne. Je pense que ces deux nuits je devais dormir profondément et donc les gentils coups de tête habituels n'ont pas fonctionnés ... n'empêche que ça surprend (surtout le coup de langue dans l'oreille qui doit être la pire sensation du monde -.-'') Et oui heureusement que je ne suis pas enceinte mais de toute manière elle n'a pas mordu très fort, j'ai plus peur que mal :) En tout cas merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire ^-^
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si je peux vous rassurer, ma famille est super! ils ont vite compris que ce n'étais pas la bonne traduction et ont rigolé :)
Une VDM validée, youpi :-) Cela est arrivé il y a quelques années et ce fut pire que ce que vous pensez. Quand mon chéri a vu qu'il allait vomir (il faisait des bruits bizarres et on commençait à bien le connaître), il l'a pris pour le mettre dans la cuisine, sans moquette. Il s'est mit à vomir à ce moment là et je n'ai que pu voir, impuissante, mon chien traverser tout le salon en vomissant. C'était horrible à ramasser, j'ai délavé la moquette à force de frotter.