Zyramo
Mr 36 years-old
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!