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By Valérie - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Valérie - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By esteban71 - 04/07/2008 12:53
By Sam - 25/07/2008 14:10
By Khoral - 14/09/2008 16:44
By q67seanpaul - 08/11/2008 10:54
By luciole - 31/12/2008 03:05
By merrychrismas - 19/01/2009 16:47
By kany57 - 04/02/2009 20:26
By Harnaur - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By bulledu33 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By pasglop - 13/10/2009 10:09
By Inconnu - 28/10/2009 15:00
By Haloer - 12/12/2009 12:52
By Ashalanyr - 25/01/2010 14:45
Mouahaha, que de commentaires pour ma VDM =P Plus sérieusement et pour répondre à tous, je ne suis pas si nulle que ça en maths (enfin j'ai la moyenne quoi ^^) mais mon professeur en demande plus... Et si sur le moment ça m'a surprise, je n'ai pas été vexée, et j'ai juste posté cette VDM pour vous faire part du géniallissime humour de mon prof ;) Et pour finir, j'aime bien mon prénom, alors allez vous faire voir :P Si je l'avais choisi, je ne me serais certainement pas appellée comme ça, mais sincérement je connais pleins de personnes avec des prénoms bien pire ! Et mon entourage, contrairement à vous, ne me fait pas plein de blagues toutes plus nulles les unes que les autres sur mon prénom =P Sur ce, je vous salue ;)
By fnaciball - 22/02/2010 12:47
By classiq - 21/03/2010 20:39
By grozaloumek - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By MrPaulo - 29/03/2011 18:12 - France
By Tim - 25/04/2011 22:15 - France
By Anonyme - 13/05/2011 20:18 - France
J'ai bien rigolé avec la gardienne de prison n'empêche!!