Attente interminable
By Anonyme - 17/07/2011 21:10 - France
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At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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By Anonyme - 17/07/2011 21:10 - France
By Vent74 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - 22/07/2011 21:21 - France
By Alidea - 23/07/2011 14:28
Bah pour moi, utiliser mon cerveau quand je stresse me permet de me concentrer sur autre chose =) Mais j'ai survécu ;)
By dodo - 26/07/2011 14:04 - Canada
By Anonyme - 28/07/2011 20:13 - France
By PS pas i love you - 03/08/2011 21:26 - France
By Diiode - 05/08/2011 00:36 - France
By Anonyme - 05/08/2011 11:10 - France
By lilybou - 08/08/2011 15:51 - Belgique
By Jessica - 11/08/2011 15:16 - France
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By Jackomolo - 21/08/2011 17:26 - France
Le soucis c'est que mon immeuble est grand et que ma coloc' arrive dans une semaine. Je ne sais donc pas qui est cette fameuse voisine... RE-VDM les amis
By Anonyme - 23/08/2011 17:31 - France
By Nutte - 23/08/2011 22:05 - France
Tiens donc, je l'ignorais ! Vous auriez au moins pu me le dire avant que je choisisse mon pseudo ;P ! Pour la petite histoire, la chatte ne s’appellera finalement pas Nutte mais ... Schufie ! C'est mon père qu'il l'a proposé, on trouvais tous ça assez classe et on a accepté. Il nous a tous fais jurer de garder ce nom, avant de nous balancez ceci : "Eh ! Vous avez jurez de garder le nom hein ? Non je dis ça parce que les changements de nom, à la fin chat schufie !" VDM
By youcef02 - 24/08/2011 00:22 - France
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*