Arrosage matinal
By osminou - 14/10/2012 10:31 - France - Bordeaux
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
By osminou - 14/10/2012 10:31 - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - 17/10/2012 21:35 - Espagne - Barcelona
By Anonyme - 22/10/2012 14:24 - France - Levallois-perret
By Wou - 08/11/2012 11:35 - France - La Motte
By LAGH - 16/11/2012 16:58 - France - Maubeuge
By Viniloose - 20/11/2012 22:44 - France - Avranches
Pour ma défense, je suis en procédure contre mon employeur et donc j'ai la tête un peu ailleurs... J'ai proposé de commander des pizzas, mais ils ont préféré se faire un resto! On remet ça mardi prochain, enfin si j'oublie pas...
By Anonyme - 25/11/2012 14:28 - Royaume-Uni - London
By Paraladox - 29/11/2012 07:38 - France - Illange
Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.
By dormeur - 24/12/2012 01:04 - France - Malakoff
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Cafard-Man - 30/12/2012 14:57 - France - Lyon
By Pepuoille - 03/01/2013 12:28 - France - Saint-ouen
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Pignan
By anonyme - 25/02/2013 07:44 - France - Jouarre
By Anonyme - 26/02/2013 21:32 - France
By Livivien - 04/06/2013 19:14 - Suisse - Menzingen
By Anonyme - 16/06/2013 12:46 - France - N
By freddy - 25/06/2013 22:33 - France - Mont-de-marsan
By Arthena - 25/07/2013 08:54 - France - Toulouse
By Anonyme - 29/07/2013 16:17 - Belgique - Waterloo
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci pour le repérage de la faute "ne m'a pas vuE". Je ne sais jamais quand il faut accorder avec avoir. Pour la VDM, le petit garçon était assez turbulent mais pas méchant. Je prends le bus tous les jours, et les enfants veulent toujours demander l'arrêt. Je voulais juste être gentille, j'pensais pas que sa mère allait réagir comme ça... Non je n'ai pas dit à la mère que c'était moi qui lui avait dit de le faire. J'ai honte, mais je n'ai pas osé sur le coup, encore surprise par cette baffe.