Mannequin
By Lea_81000 - 09/11/2014 22:44 - France
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Très contente d'avoir été publiée et merci pour vos commentaires! Pour raconter en détails la petite histoire, je suis contrôleuse sur une ligne de banlieue parisienne. Au moment de l'accueil de mon train, j'ai vite repéré ce jeune homme qui gesticulait dans tous les sens et poussait des petits cris. Nul besoin de dire que seule, un dimanche soir, dans un train de banlieue quasi vide, je ne faisais pas la maligne. Il s'est installé dans la même voiture que mon petit local et j'ai donc pu assister à toute la scène: il a sorti toutes ses peluches (lapins et kangourous principalement ^^), les a installé bien gentiment sur les sièges tout autours de lui, et a entamé une conversation passionnée avec un grand sourire. Effectivement je me suis sentie très seule à ce moment là... Je le revois régulièrement, principalement les dimanches soirs et jours fériés, c'est en fait un véritable passionné des trains, il n'est pas méchant, mais j'avoue que de prime abord je n'étais pas rassurée. L'ayant revu hier soir, je me suis dit qu'il fallait quand même que je raconte ça ici, d'ailleurs au terminus, avant de ranger ses peluches dans ses sacs il les a câlinés tellement sincèrement que cela en était presque touchant (oui bon à 30 ans ça reste bizarre je vous l'accorde^^) Bonne journée à tous et à bientôt sur nos lignes! :)
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By Unpeudistraite - 09/01/2015 21:09 - Suède
Bonsoir à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) J'ai bien ri à vos commentaires, autant qu'à ma bêtise ! Quelques détails croustillants : Ce n'est pas le crochet lui-même qui était à l'envers mais les deux clous qui sont normalement dans le mur. Donc au moment de remettre le crochet au mur, les clous recouverts de colle, la partie qui aurait dû être recourbée vers l'extérieur était recourbée vers l'intérieur... J'ai eu tout juste le temps de dire un sonore "oh merde!", de corriger tout ça, en forçant un peu pour le 2è clou, et donc tout est dans l'ordre à présent, à part que le crochet a toujours pas mal de colle (séchée) dessus comme un vernis ! Ma caution m'en remercie, mes doigts, eh bien, ne me remercient pas :p
By bim - 11/01/2015 17:09 - France - Antibes
si je peux vous rassurer, ma famille est super! ils ont vite compris que ce n'étais pas la bonne traduction et ont rigolé :)