C'est pas automatique !
By DoctorWife - 19/08/2016 01:29 - Pologne - Wroclaw
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Quel bonheur d'être publiée! Tout d'abord mea culpa pour la faute d'orthographe! Moi qui déteste ça voilà que j'en fais une belle. Ça n'excusera rien, mais c'est à cause de mon portable qui change systématiquement les "à" en "a" et comme j'écrivais cette VDM depuis mes WC à 5h du mat' (on est devenus très copains mes WC et moi) ben jsuis passée à côté. Pour les précisions j'étais en voyage de noces, on reviendra pour le romantisme. On s'est fait un gros plaisir en prenant un guide pour avoir l'esprit tranquille et ne pas se poser de questions toutes les 5min sur le "on va où - on fait quoi - on a le droit de faire ça". Du coup on a mangé plein de trucs qui nous étaient inconnus et super bons, dans des "restos" où on ne serait jamais allés mais aussi la bouffe des marchés à même le sol (les poissons étaient couverts de mouches et évidemment non entourés de glace), fruits vendus en coin de rue, peau et coeur de cochon grillés, soupe de banane (gros piège, c'est super épicé!), fruits tombés au pied de l'arbre, etc. Et arrive le soir de la fameuse pizza. On avait la flemme d'aller trop loin et aussi envie d'une pause avec le riz donc on est allé au resto d'à côté qui proposait des plats européens. Pizza ingérée à 19h, destination la salle de bains à 22h. Je ne donnerai pas de détails sur la suite car j'ai beau ne pas être une princesse, je tiens à ma dignité. Heureusement on avait prévu le coup et on avait les médocs nécessaires mais après ça je n'ai pas été terrible pendant 3 jours. Bref je ne sais pas si c'est la pizza la coupable mais quoi qu'il en soit je ne regrette rien. Ce voyage était top! Enfin vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire (sisi, même les crados)! Bonne journée à tous.