By LaMadameDuPeage - 18/06/2012 14:15 - France - Quimper
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By LaMadameDuPeage - 18/06/2012 14:15 - France - Quimper
By Elea_P - 26/06/2012 09:58 - France - Paris
Salut je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Merci pour vos commentaires, surtout ceux des matheux-philosophes (#17 et réponses associées)... je pense que ce petit a de l'avenir, avoir un raisonnement pareil à 4 ans ça m'a laissée sans voix. Ce n'était ni méchant, ni cruel, une simple question pour lui. Et pour ceux qui s'inquiète de savoir si je suis moche, il a continué la conversation en me disant que lui ne me trouvait pas "moche" et c'est pour ça qu'il ne comprenait pas que je n'ai pas d'amoureux (il se pose PLEIN de questions). Donc pour sa phrase VDM mais je trouve ça mignon au final!
By Odjn - 27/06/2012 11:06 - France - Marseille
By Anthony - 29/06/2012 07:17 - France
By Zizette - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Le Raincy
By mal-a-droite - 26/07/2012 23:27 - France - Zoufftgen
By coquilettealamarocaine - 06/08/2012 18:21 - France - Gournay-sur-marne
Merci les gens d'aimer ma VDM et de compatir ! Bon je vous avoue que mon job d'été en a pris un sacré coup...
By groseille - 09/09/2012 16:07 - France - Mougins
By Anonyme - 12/09/2012 09:29 - France - Saint Priest
By florian32 - 13/09/2012 09:56 - France
Oui c'est exact ma copine me rabâchait les oreilles avec les lapins, que c'est mignon, que ça prend pas de place, ... Enfin bref ça voulait tout dire alors j'ai voulu lui faire plaisir mais là je pense pas qu'on en reprenne un de si tôt ! Je suis d'accord avec Piououi quand il dit que de nos jours un lapin est un animal de compagnie ! (enfin surtout ma copine!)
By Dastro - 17/09/2012 22:31 - France - Mornant
Non, je confirme que cette VDM est bel et bien réelle; j'ai du aller choper mon clébard au collier très intrigué par la chose, tout près d'un magnifique missionnaire... un des plus grand moment de solitude de ma carrière ^^
By Stéphane - 19/09/2012 06:33 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Chamberet
By Rain-Man - 24/09/2012 16:43 - France - Rennes
By endofworld - 24/09/2012 20:26 - France - B
By marie - 24/09/2012 20:56 - France - Camaret
By Caroline - 25/09/2012 16:41 - France - Saverne
By Juicy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 26/09/2012 17:14 - France - Magny-le-hongre
By ouiiiii - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.