By LAPDC - 09/04/2013 06:46 - France - Saint-vrain
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Alors, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens de créer mon compte car je ne pouvais pas commenter. J'ai avouée à ma fille de 16 ans que c'etait bien moi qui l'avait postée comme vous avez peu etre vue dans les commentaires précédents. Pour les personnes remettant en cause l'autorité, j'ai bien entendue fais cesser leur guerre.
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Bonjour à tous et à toutes, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, alors oui c'était à mon mari. Après la lettre C il faut mettre un L et un I... et nous avons fait sauvagement l'amour quand je suis sorti de ma douche avant que lui ne s'en aille pour sa garde de 24H. Il est sapeur pompier professionnel. Donc je n'ai pas eu le temps de lui dire avant qu'il parte et je lui ai envoyé le texto ce matin à mon réveil. Et oui ma mère est très cool. Caro.