By bouchequipue - 08/09/2012 08:34 - Belgique - Brussels
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By bouchequipue - 08/09/2012 08:34 - Belgique - Brussels
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By Naeva17 - 02/10/2012 23:20 - Canada - Montreal
Bonjour, D'abord, pour ceux qui s'interrogent, l'opération en question consistait en le retrait d'une de mes cordes vocales d'un nodule qui me donnait une voix très rauque (sexy auraient dit certains, enrhumée pour la majorité). Pour ces messieurs qui envisagent l'idée du silence avec envie, si vous en êtes à ce point, vous n'avez peut-être pas intérêt que votre douce moitié apprenne à parler avec ses mains. ;-) Pour ceux qui ont vécu des situations semblables, vous avez toute ma sympathie. Pas facile de faire comprendre à quelqu'un de bonne volonté qu'il en fait trop. Enfin, à cette VDM, j'aurais pu ajouter que, pendant cette période de mutisme, entre deux cours, je planifie un dîner dans un chaîne de restauration rapide. Mon petit papier sur lequel figure ma commande bien en main, je me suis cogné le nez sur la porte: le restaurant était fermé pour rénovations. Merci d'avoir validé.
By zaza33 - 03/10/2012 09:37 - France - Flaujagues
By Anonyme - 03/10/2012 15:00 - France - Soustons
Je suis l'auteur de la vdm malgache. Grégoire le chauffeur est un homme bon et d'ailleurs comme beaucoup de commentateurs ont souligné c'était réellement un compliment. Je l'ai pris comme tel au final. Le lendemain je mangeais dans sa famille une cuisine traditionnelle succulente. Sur l'instant j'ai ris un peu jaune car je fais 1m82 pour 81kg et donc un imc normal. Bcp d'européens me décrivent en surpoids. Le multiculturalisme et le relativisme sont donc mes meilleurs allies.