By Miami - 20/04/2012 16:05 - France - Bordeaux
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Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.
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