By Menteur_Menteur - 12/06/2012 13:38 - France
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By Menteur_Menteur - 12/06/2012 13:38 - France
By SceptreMagique - 16/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lyon
By Smile57 - 18/06/2012 16:13 - France - Thionville
Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !
By douche - 22/06/2012 09:51 - France - Bagnolet
By Sombrero - 30/06/2012 15:41
By malchanceux - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Yapluka dormir dehors - 06/07/2012 14:03 - France
By JaussGordan - 07/07/2012 10:43 - France - Reims
Pour préciser, mon contrat n'a pas été compromis, après une bonne rigolade on m'a juste demandé de ne pas faire ça avec toutes les boites, et d'éviter d'en laisser quand je partirai (c'est un job d'été ;) )
By Zenob - 19/07/2012 08:49 - France - Paris
c'est exactement ce qui s'est passé ! en plus j'étais trop fier de moi, j'étais super loin et j'ai réussi à le toucher ^^ Quand il m'a vu il s'est barré sans demander son reste, je pense pas qu'il ai vu que cétait les clés :D
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 30/07/2012 22:34 - France - Marseille
By Anonyme - 07/08/2012 13:52 - France - Paris
By _Enjoy_ - 12/08/2012 08:12 - France - Choisy-le-roi
By Strangelips - 14/08/2012 15:30 - France
By Mns - 01/09/2012 08:08 - France - Pleumeur-bodou
By Anonyme - 02/09/2012 09:11 - France - Aigrefeuille-sur-maine
By Bzz bzz - 07/09/2012 18:06 - France - Estr
By Stéphane - 19/09/2012 06:33 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
By Anonyme - 19/09/2012 14:16 - France - S
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila