Pistachounettus

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  • Dunkerque, France
  • 32 years-old
  • Saturday 05 February 1994
  • Single

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Pistachounettus's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Pistachounettus's favorite FMLs

Limarense tells us more.

Limarense 14

Bonjour, j'ai écrit cette VDM (pseudo différent, création de compte oblige). Moi je ne vois aucun mal dans l'expression, une autre douceur que du sucre ça ne peut être que du sucré ! Je me aperçue qu'effectivement l'expression pouvait avoir un double sens quand j'ai vu sa tête et je me suis empressée d'ajouter "un chocolat !" Il faut savoir que c'est une personne qui fait beaucoup d'allusions et de blagues salaces ! Du coup, c'était drôle (après coup bien sûr) parce qu'il a une grande gueule mais s'il avait une proposition il ne saurait plus où se mettre ! Enfin, j'en rigole maintenant mais sur le moment j'aurai voulu rentrer dans un trou ! Et non je n'avais aucune arrière pensée, il est loin d'être un sex-symbol !

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lmarion 26

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde. J'ai été surprise de voir qu'elle était publiée... Aujourd'hui j'ai 20 ans et j'en rigole encore avec mon papounet ! Et oui, j'ai grandi... A l'epoque, vu qu'il etait plus âgé que les papas de mes copines, je pensais qu'il pouvait avoir un âge à trois chiffres. Mais maintenant je sais que ce n'est pas l'âge qui compte pour faire le meilleur des papas. En attendant, certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire.