By Guy - 18/01/2017 10:24
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Pistachounettus's favorite FMLs
Récompensée
By couscous1910 - 22/04/2013 00:01 - France - Aix-les-bains
By ironies a b*tch - 27/04/2013 10:59 - États-Unis
Stranger danger
By Shlapy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Versailles
By scratchy99 - 09/05/2013 13:29 - France - Trith-saint-l
scratchy99 tells us more.
By RDV du jour - 19/05/2013 19:10 - Belgique - Nivelles
By Anonyme - 19/05/2013 21:25 - France - Besan
Cheloue la famille
By miam - 01/07/2013 22:30
Prévention
By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexique - Chihuahua
By desmotsquiresonnent - 18/07/2013 20:01 - France - Marseille
By azertyuiop - 01/09/2013 11:52 - France
By anonyme - 23/09/2013 06:27 - France - Lille
Accroche-toi !
By Anonyme - 01/10/2013 23:48 - Canada - Montréal
Belle gamelle
By Spootnik28 - 03/10/2013 16:04 - France - Caen
By 1ernovembre - 01/11/2013 23:18 - France - Grenoble
By mafille - 04/11/2013 21:04 - France
Pas faux
By Misèrèèère - 05/11/2013 22:45 - Belgique
By venusienne - 01/12/2013 19:38 - France - La Bass
By Anonyme - 03/12/2013 15:45 - France
By Hontegirl - 09/02/2014 19:54 - France - Villeneuve-loubet
Coucou, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée mais bon, j'ai était agréablement surprise! ^^ Oui c'est vrai que mon copain est fan de TPMP mais comme moi je ne regarde pas je n'ai pas fait le lien. ;p quand il m'a vu arriver il était tout gêné, et moi, j'étais pliée en deux! x) le pauvre ne s'est pas beaucoup amélioré mais bon ça reste mon amoureux quand meme! :p