ColorfulWoman

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Verified

You are now a certified FML member
Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.