Une opportunité de ratée
By Darth - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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See, one of you was right.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Darth - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Première VDM postée et première validée, j'adore ma vie ! ^^ Donc oui en effet, j'ai eu le réflexe de décrocher le pied gauche, et j'avais malheureusement un problème de réglage avec mes cales (j'ai un peu testé tout ça à la va-vite et ça m'apprendra). #14 Il suffit d'un petit entrainement et ca passe. J'avais déjà fait du vélo avec ces pédales et je n'avais pas eu de problème. C'est le métier qui rentre comme on dit... #29 C'est un réflexe quand je m'arrête je me penche sur la gauche, or là je n'ai pas eu le temps de déchausser, c'est stupide c'est vrai même moi je n'y croyais pas. J'ai bien galéré à enlever la pédale en plus je suis resté pas mal de temps (15/20s) allongé en plein milieu du bitume... Le feu était encore rouge heureusement. Voilà pour l'histoire. XD