Quand mon coeur fait vroum
By cross - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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Oh ma VDM a été publiée ! Vos commentaires m'ont fait bien rire en tout cas. Pour ceux qui veulent savoir (non je ne vous parlerai pas de mes sous-vêtements ou de ma position favorite, laissez aller votre imagination), ça s'est passé il y a quelques semaines et ils m'ont évidemment posé ces questions sur le ton de la plaisanterie. Mais il faut avouer que des questions aussi "intimes" au milieu des "qu'est ce qu'ils font dans la vie tes parents?" ou "et tu as des frères et sœurs?"c'est assez inattendu... J'ai piqué un fard et beau-papa a éclaté de rire en disant que bien sur ça ne les regardait pas et que c'était une "boutade". Sur le coup c'était super gênant mais maintenant on en rigole. Et pour ceux qui se demandent si mon copain m'a défendu, il était juste mort de rire, il a l'habitude de parler librement avec ses parents et il savait que c'était une petite blague de leur part. Ah, et si ça peut en rassurer quelques uns, je suis bien majeure :)