Les boules
By Brigitte.B - 25/02/2013 19:55 - France - Villeneuve-loubet
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By Brigitte.B - 25/02/2013 19:55 - France - Villeneuve-loubet
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By marion130892 - 02/04/2013 21:57 - France - Brissac
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Avant toute chose, je voudrais préciser que OUI j'étais épilée et que si j'ai agi de cette façon (complètement débile je vous l'accorde) c'est parce que je ne m'attendais pas du tout à croiser mon coloc' à 3h du matin alors que j'allais aux toilettes qui sont situées juste à côté de ma chambre. Je me demande encore pourquoi j'ai voulu cacher ma culotte (qui n'était pas trop moche d'ailleurs) mais j'ai paniqué et vu que je n'étais pas bien réveillé ... Bref vous connaissez la suite. Quant à nos réactions, j'ai bien entendu caché tout ça et piqué un fard. Lui, il a eu un temps d'arrêt, à bégayé un "bonne nuit" et est rentré dans sa chambre. Maintenant on rigole ensemble de cette petite "rencontre" dans le couloir. Voilà ! PS : Merci d'avoir validé ma VDM ! ;)
By Anonyme - 03/04/2013 14:54 - France - Paris
By zephyr89 - 04/04/2013 17:17 - France - Merry-sur-yonne
Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)