By Wombat3000 - 11/05/2012 22:13 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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See, one of you was right.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Wombat3000 - 11/05/2012 22:13 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )
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By Jim - 06/08/2012 18:27 - France - Malakoff
Coucou je suis l'auteure de la VDM, alors en fait ma mère s'est trompée c'est un Hippopotame pas un Rhinocéros, moi aussi je me disais que c'était bizarre qu'il y ait ça dans un cirque x) Mais y'a toujours des tigres et des lions donc c'est pas plus rassurant.