By Mr. Bean - 28/01/2013 23:33 - France - Vilbert
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By Mr. Bean - 28/01/2013 23:33 - France - Vilbert
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By beautiful cat - 30/04/2013 22:24 - France - Montreux-ch
Bonsoir à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM - d'ailleurs je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait validée, ça m'a fait sourire. Pour répondre aux questions concernant la suite de cette approche ... percutante : - Oui c'était un petit chien et oui c'était un gros bout de bois ! Ma chienne est plutôt balèse et elle a tendance à ramener des "joujous" assez imposants ! - Oui je suis très, très, très maladroite... - Le maître l'a bien pris, heureusement ! Après avoir reçu le projectile son chien est tombé sur le côté, mais il s'est vite relevé, un peu surpris mais en bonne santé. Avec ma chienne qui l'entourait pour récupérer son jouet et moi même qui lui courait derrière pour vérifier si tout allait bien, c'était une rencontre plutôt mouvementée ! - Non, nous ne sommes pas allés boire un coup, mais nous avons échangé nos numéros et nous voyons ce week-end =) Parfois ça a du bon d'avoir deux mains gauches! Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire en tout cas =)