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By capitainesaucisse - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By capitainesaucisse - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
By Kikounette - 20/07/2012 19:34 - France
By bibibibip - 21/07/2012 07:50 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
By WrongWay - 21/07/2012 10:15 - France - L
By Anonyme - 21/07/2012 11:44 - France - Iffendic
By Didimoi - 21/07/2012 14:00 - France - Colombes
By coucoucenous - 21/07/2012 21:58 - France - Villejuif
By inconnu - 26/07/2012 22:39 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 31/07/2012 16:42 - France - Barjols
By toto13660 - 03/08/2012 18:59
By Pipolaki - 05/08/2012 18:40 - France - Xonrupt-longemer
By webe34 - 05/08/2012 20:48 - France - Mulsanne
By Jim - 06/08/2012 18:27 - France - Malakoff
By coquilettealamarocaine - 06/08/2012 18:21 - France - Gournay-sur-marne
Merci les gens d'aimer ma VDM et de compatir ! Bon je vous avoue que mon job d'été en a pris un sacré coup...
By Anonyme - 06/08/2012 23:13 - France
By delf - 07/08/2012 14:37 - France - Saint Etienne
By Anonyme - 07/08/2012 21:48 - France - Antibes
By croqueta - 08/08/2012 13:47 - Espagne - Madrid
By lilipop - 08/08/2012 22:27 - France - Saint Laurent
By nochance - 09/08/2012 02:07 - France - Villefranche-sur-saone
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. N'ayant pas assez de caractères pour tout raconter, ma femme rentre du boulot environ dix minutes après moi. Du coup je ne me suis pas retourné dans un si court laps de temps et le thermomètre se porte bien. Quant au chantage possible de ma femme, c'est plus pour elle un moyen de négociation car j'ai des photos compromettantes de sa jeunesse données par sa meilleure amie. Donc nous sommes à égalité. Heureusement que nos enfants sont en vacances chez les grands parents...Je les aurais sans doute traumatisé...