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By Anonyme - 26/07/2011 04:43 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By Anonyme - 26/07/2011 04:43 - France
By Clemeeent - 07/10/2011 19:09 - France
By Anne Onyme - 08/01/2012 23:26 - France
By Sofy59 - 20/11/2012 08:43 - France - La Madeleine
By iphoune - 23/01/2013 21:31 - France - N
Salut, c'est l'auteur (je me suis inscrit après avoir posté, j'sais pas ce que va donner...). Je tenais simplement à préciser - si besoin était - que mon père n'a pas de vibromasseur, et que ma copine ne connaissait pas son nom avant de nommer son petit compagnon... Pour ce qui est des allégations relatives à son insatisfaction (de ma copine, pas du petit compagnon), ce n'est pas parce qu'on se masturbe qu'on ne s'éclate pas au lit. Personnellement, être en couple ne m'a jamais empêché de me branler.
By ohnon - 27/01/2013 23:44 - France - Paris
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By kissa - 08/03/2013 01:08 - France - Treilli
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By Nana - 01/05/2013 12:39 - France
By ShameOnMe - 03/06/2013 18:32 - France - Nouzonville
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oui effectivement j'ai connu plus romantique ^^ Après 5 ans avec lui il m'en a fait voir d'autres mais celle là était pas mal ! Il a sans doute essayé d'être original et aujourd'hui encore ça le fait rire. Ma première réaction était choquée et après j'ai tellement trouvé ça ridicule que j'ai éclaté de rire :) Pour mon Homme qui n'a plus d'idée pour savoir comment être romantique, VDM :)