By Perdu - 03/07/2016 07:26 - France
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Bonjour, C'est la consécration ma VDM publiée ! Alors pour éviter une guéguerre des sexes, je vais préciser l'histoire : Ma fille est fibulanophobe. c'est un joli mot savant pour dire qu'elle a peur des boutons. Ni elle, ni moi n'avions vu en l'achetant que la robe en question avait un (horrible) bouton en déco ! Ma fille qui se faisait une joie de mettre une nouvelle jolie robe s'est donc retrouvée paralysée et en pleurs (de déception autant que de peur). Ai enlevé le fameux bouton, mais elle se souvenait qu'il avait été là et n'a jamais voulu porter la robe qui est partie chez la cousine... Ce jour là, elle a fini par accepter de porter autre chose. Quand à mon fils... l'idée de l'envoyer à l'école en robe m'a parue risquée ! J'avoue ne pas avoir pensé que vous imagineriez que je voulais forcer l'un ou l'autre à se vétir comme "moi" je le souhaitais... On voit que vous ne connaissez pas mes enfants !!!
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci pour vos commentaires plutot drôles ! Alors ce n'est pas une promotion canapé puisqu'il s'avère que mon patron est Gay. A sa demande j'ai noté un numéro dans son portable et je suis tombé sur ma fiche contact par hasard. J'ai pris cela avec beaucoup d'humour et lui aussi, disons qu'effectivement il n'a simplement pas pris le temps de changer mon nom ! (Et cela assez peu d'importance ...!)