Excuse valable
By Poinpoinpoinpoin... - 21/10/2009 19:10
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d'abord un grand merci pour vos commentaires de soutien: VDM quand même, mais un peu moins du coup. thanks quant à la suite... ça devient tragique... je lui dis donc "t'as un gros cul!...". silence de la fille qui arrête de s'agiter: pas conscient (et toujours déstabilisé), je me dis que j'ai dû faire mouche. Elle me demande: "quoi? j' ai un gros cul?". plein d'audace devant ce que je pense être une réussite, je ne trouve rien de mieux à faire que de lui attraper les fesses et de lui sortir "ouais, mais j'adore ton gros cul !" et pour toute réponse, une grande gifle dans ma gueule... mais je me suis quand même excusé par téléphone (elle refuse de me voir désormais...). mais je la comprends: j'aurais pu trouver mieux.