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By hugyz26 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Guignecourt
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By hugyz26 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Guignecourt
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By lolita - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lambersart
By Razor94 - 21/04/2013 21:57 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
Bonjour , je suis l'auteur de la VDM et j'apporte quelques explications à vos questions. Alors tout d'abords je tiens à remercier toute l'équipe VDM pour avoir publiée ma VDM ( ça fait beaucoup de VDM dans une phrase :D ) Je ne pensais pas qu'elle passerait :) Après il y a eu les messages dont j'ai beaucoup rigoler , notamment #1 et #2 Il y avait bien une personne en face de moi c'etait ma copine et non je ne suis pas le père du fils qui lui avait craché ces lion au visage dans une ancienne VDM dont je ne connaissais même pas l'existence Merci D'avoir validé ma VDM . Je vous remercie tous même si ma VDM n'a rien d'exceptionnel :)
By anana - 22/04/2013 00:17 - Guadeloupe - Petit-bourg
By bobo - 24/04/2013 09:38 - France
By Anonyme - 25/04/2013 21:57 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-mer
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - Saint Peter
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Avant toute chose, je voudrais préciser que OUI j'étais épilée et que si j'ai agi de cette façon (complètement débile je vous l'accorde) c'est parce que je ne m'attendais pas du tout à croiser mon coloc' à 3h du matin alors que j'allais aux toilettes qui sont situées juste à côté de ma chambre. Je me demande encore pourquoi j'ai voulu cacher ma culotte (qui n'était pas trop moche d'ailleurs) mais j'ai paniqué et vu que je n'étais pas bien réveillé ... Bref vous connaissez la suite. Quant à nos réactions, j'ai bien entendu caché tout ça et piqué un fard. Lui, il a eu un temps d'arrêt, à bégayé un "bonne nuit" et est rentré dans sa chambre. Maintenant on rigole ensemble de cette petite "rencontre" dans le couloir. Voilà ! PS : Merci d'avoir validé ma VDM ! ;)