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By Lyn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Lyn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Seinpatique - 12/07/2011 21:20 - France
By Anonyme - 13/07/2011 16:20 - Égypte
By FlyPyilou - 14/07/2011 22:17 - France
By julien1986 - 14/07/2011 22:47 - France
By Cece - 15/07/2011 07:11 - France
By billy - 15/07/2011 12:33 - France
By trompelœil - 15/07/2011 19:24 - Reserved
By Anonyme - 16/07/2011 17:38 - France
By camille - 12/11/2022 06:20 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By victoirrre21 - 17/07/2011 21:18 - France
By Miss Daft - 17/07/2011 22:51 - France
By vie.de.chien - 18/07/2011 00:28 - France
By haticka - 18/07/2011 10:55 - France
By chlo-usvn - 19/07/2011 09:12 - France
By Talis - 19/07/2011 15:42 - France
By annabang - 20/07/2011 05:49 - France
By picole - 20/07/2011 10:29 - France
By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*