By Frustrez - 22/09/2012 23:35 - France - Lyon
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By Frustrez - 22/09/2012 23:35 - France - Lyon
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J'ai un mini Velux, mais finalement c'est sympa j'ai pu mettre mon lit, mon armoire, et mes trois gros cartons que je ne peux pas déballer. Ca ne m'embeterait pas, si les autres n'avaient pas une chambre qui fait le double de la mienne...
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By theyologir - 27/11/2012 05:56 - Russie - Vladivostok
Bonjour, D'abord, pour ceux qui s'interrogent, l'opération en question consistait en le retrait d'une de mes cordes vocales d'un nodule qui me donnait une voix très rauque (sexy auraient dit certains, enrhumée pour la majorité). Pour ces messieurs qui envisagent l'idée du silence avec envie, si vous en êtes à ce point, vous n'avez peut-être pas intérêt que votre douce moitié apprenne à parler avec ses mains. ;-) Pour ceux qui ont vécu des situations semblables, vous avez toute ma sympathie. Pas facile de faire comprendre à quelqu'un de bonne volonté qu'il en fait trop. Enfin, à cette VDM, j'aurais pu ajouter que, pendant cette période de mutisme, entre deux cours, je planifie un dîner dans un chaîne de restauration rapide. Mon petit papier sur lequel figure ma commande bien en main, je me suis cogné le nez sur la porte: le restaurant était fermé pour rénovations. Merci d'avoir validé.