Dahwar

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  • Monday 27 May 1991
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About Dahwar

J'bosse dans l'informatique, hormis ça, pas grand chose d'intéressant :p

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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It's in the can!

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A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

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50 favorites

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Judgmental

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Up and coming moderator

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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I moderated this!

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100 kick-ass comments

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What'ch'all looking at?

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One more and it's business time

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Invader

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I liked to the power of 20

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50 quality comments

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Tell us what happened next

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The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

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I’m your new creative director

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Picture this FML

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Socialite

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Bonjour à tous ! Heureuse de voir que ma VDM suscite autant de réactions... :D Alors pour la petite histoire, je vis avec mon copain dans une rue très fréquentée par de nombreux fêtards. Je suis quelqu'un d'à peu près tolérant mais il est vrai que lorsque cela se produit toutes les semaines, le seuil de tolérance descend petit à petit... Or, nous avons eu quelques petites frayeurs avec mon copain après avoir justement essayé de DIALOGUER (oui oui, c'est un mot que je connais ! ^^). Les réactions sont parfois très... inattendues lorsque le sang est imbibé d'alcool ! :D Ce soir-là, en plus, mon copain n'était pas là : j'étais donc encore moins courageuse que d'habitude. Il n'y a pas eu de sirène, donc rien qui pouvait me laisser penser qu'un incendie était en cours (surtout qu'en réalité il ne s'agissait que d'un début d'incendie, et les policiers étaient là pour sécuriser le périmètre le temps de l'intervention des pompiers). J'aurais éventuellement pu tilter parce qu'il y a avait une lumière bizarre (j'ai compris plus tard que c'était un gyrophare !). Bref, j'étais naze, il était 3h du matin et j'avais une réunion méga importante le lendemain à 8h30... J'ai donc balancé mon seau d'eau. Quand j'ai entendu un ton autoritaire crier "Hé ho ! Qui vient de faire ça ? On monte de suite chez-vous, ouvrez ou on défonce la porte !", j'ai bien compris qu'il y avait un problème... Vous vous doutez bien que les policiers étaient hors d'eux. IIs sont montés illico presto chez moi. Ils m'ont engueulée comme du poisson pourri, et voulaient m'emmener au poste. J'étais tellement à bouts de nerfs que j'ai fondu en larmes et je pense qu'ils ont eu un peu pitié. J'ai quand même eu droit à une bonne leçon de morale... Ils sont finalement repartis, bien énervés malgré tout. Ils sont restés encore un petit moment sous ma fenêtre, en parlant encore plus fort. Je ne vous détaille pas mon état pendant la réunion le lendemain ! Mais j'ai compris la leçon, plus jamais de seau d'eau... La prochaine fois j'appelerai la police :D