Dahwar

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  • 35 years-old
  • Monday 27 May 1991
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About Dahwar

J'bosse dans l'informatique, hormis ça, pas grand chose d'intéressant :p

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Mobility

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Beginner

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Profile completed

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

I liked to the power of 20

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50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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Dahwar's favorite FMLs

ZhinaOfiiciel tells us more.

ZhinaOfiiciel 16

C'est ma VDM. Ceux qui disent que j'ai couché avec mon "Ex patron" pour avoir mon "Ex boulot" n'ont pas toutes les infos. Mon ex copain m'a larguée parce que j'ai appris que je suis enceinte de 4 mois et ne veut pas assumer la petite. Voila, en tout cas, merci des commentaires sympa ;) Ps : Mon ancien compte ZhinaOfficiel a été supprimé donc celui-ci est mon nouveau.

florian32 tells us more.

florian32 0

Oui c'est exact ma copine me rabâchait les oreilles avec les lapins, que c'est mignon, que ça prend pas de place, ... Enfin bref ça voulait tout dire alors j'ai voulu lui faire plaisir mais là je pense pas qu'on en reprenne un de si tôt ! Je suis d'accord avec Piououi quand il dit que de nos jours un lapin est un animal de compagnie ! (enfin surtout ma copine!)

Pas_dimagination tells us more.

Pas_dimagination 23

Pour répondre à l'ensemble des personnes. Non ce n'est pas une solution de replis, c'est un choix bien réfléchi, car je n'ai simplement pas VOULU faire la prépa ;). Quant aux écoles en France, elle ne sont pas pourries mais simplement moins bien adapté à mon projet. Enfin en ce qui concerne le tirage au sort, je n'ai pas gagné (les résultats étaient à 16h) ! ;) Je vais essayer avec le loto, on verra bien !

Unknown54 tells us more.

Unknown54 7

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je réagis avec beaucoup de retard, désolée ! (Les études prennent du temps) En tout cas, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Alors, quelques éclaircissements sur cette VDM. Non, je ne suis pas une boule au sens propre du terme ! Je mesure 1m57 et ma soeur 1m55. J'ai toujours été plus lourde qu'elle et au moment où j'ai écrit la VDM, elle était enceinte de 4 mois (de jumelles, qui sont nées et se portent à merveille) et elle pesait donc mon poids actuel : 55kilos. Et ma famille m'a tellement noyée de p'tites réflexions à ce sujet que j'ai décidé de poster la VDM ! voilà, vous savez tout ! Mille mercis pour vos commentaires, on en rit encore !