By Niris - 26/07/2015 08:25 - France
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Dahwar's favorite FMLs
Poubelle la vie
By Amidamariu - 30/07/2015 10:27 - France - Créteil
Noble et courageux
By Curtaina - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By eree16 - 03/08/2015 19:51 - France - Anville
Maitre Capelo
By Oups - 03/08/2015 21:02 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 04/08/2015 21:16 - France - Champagnole
Franchise
By faitesdesgosses - 06/08/2015 00:23 - France - Lyon
By NoemieAxelle - 06/08/2015 17:01 - France - Lyon
NoemieAxelle tells us more.
Classique
By Fitteman - 07/08/2015 10:16 - Canada - Montréal
Moment de solitude
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Suisse
By fleur-de. - 10/08/2015 08:01 - France
fleur-de. tells us more.
Salut, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Déjà, merci à ceux qui compatissent. Et pour ceux qui ne comprennent pas comment j'arrive de 20 à 400 en 5 jours, comme certains l'ont deviné, les 20 dossiers que je cite sont ceux que je trouve le matin en arrivant, le reste arrive au fur et à mesure de la journée (et il s'agit là d'une estimation puisque le nombre n'est pas fixe). Pour en revenir à la VDM, l'archivage se fait manuellement car il faut vérifier que nos clients ont correctement entré leur identité. Ce n'est pas très long, mais un peu fastidieux. Quand je suis arrivée donc le lundi matin et que j'ai vu le nombre de dossiers, j'ai cru faire un cauchemar, puis j'en ai parlé a ma "remplaçante" qui m'en a expliqué la raison. C'est donc tout naturellement que je suis allée voir mon chef pour régler le problème (mes dossiers habituels me prennent déjà une bonne demi-journée, je risquais pas de m'en sortir) et il a décidé qu'on ferait moitié-moitié avec la collègue jusqu'à ce qu'on ai tout fini (y compris les nouveaux dossiers entrants). Au final, elle a mis la semaine à rattraper le travail. J'ajouterai aussi qu'à l'origine elle me remplaçait pour une éventuelle montée en grade, qu'elle n'a bien sûre pas eu.
By inconnu - 11/08/2015 22:40 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 12/08/2015 14:24 - Hong Kong - Central District
By Lion37 - 13/08/2015 08:56 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-loire
Marre !
By boulesquies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Le Mesnil
By Anonyme - 15/08/2015 15:43 - France
Mémoire courte
By fantomette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Saloperies
By crapouniette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 01/09/2015 13:29 - France - Saint-germain-du-bois
By Mathiiildeeeee - 01/09/2015 18:50 - France
Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^