Eliezer

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  • Nice, France
  • 41 years-old
  • Friday 16 August 1985
  • In a relationship

About Eliezer

J'ai un chat.

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Eliezer's page visits

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Eliezer's FML badges

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

The list of badges to find

Eliezer's favorite FMLs

Merlin47 tells us more.

Merlin47 21

Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P

elodea62 tells us more.

elodea62 16

Ooooooh ma VDM publiée !!! Je précise que c'était le dernier mois de grossitude, + 22kg (beaucoup de flotte) , et j'ai été hyper vexé sur le coup mais maintenant j'en rigole ! Avec les hormones tout ça tout ça on est "légèrement" plus sensible et susceptible. Sinon question poil , essayez de vous épiler sans voir votre entre jambe et sans réussir à toucher ses chevilles, c'est pas fastoche !

Batman01234 tells us more.

Batman01234 7

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM Alors pour répondre à vos questions, j'ai évidemment été à la rencontre de l'instit le lendemain pour lui expliquer, mais sa note n'a pas beaucoup changé ( D+ ) puisque sa rédaction n'était pas très bonne. Pour ceux qui disent que à 7 ans on ne sait pas écrire, si si, on apprend à écrire en CP, et ma fille est en CE1. Et ceux qui disent qu'en CE1 on ne fait pas de rédaction, la preuve que si, mais eux n'appelle pas ça des rédactions. Et mon chat noir ne m'a jamais porté malheur, ne vous en faites pas, il est même adoré de tout le monde ^^