By Iman - 04/05/2015 10:28 - France - Marseille
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tout d'abord je suis plus grossière que vulgaire, question de vocabulaire. Mon fils a neuf ans et c'est bien plus marrant de répéter un gros mot que j'ai du utiliser quelques fois que le traditionnel "trou de balle" que je dis quant il est avec moi. Les enfants font vite une habitude de ce qui les arrange...Alors oui, quand je dis "connard" c'est que c'est justifié ; le mec qui double par la droite à 130 et se rabat devant moi, celui qui ne laisse pas passer un motard, et pas plus tard que samedi celui qui a fait une queue de poisson à mon fils qui a fait deux tours sur lui même avant de s'encastrer dans un pont : voiture épave et mec en fuite ! Je fais 1200 km par semaines alors j'en vois pas mal ! Merci à ceux qui on compris ! Quand aux autres, ne soyez pas frustrés dès qu'une nana vous double ! Bonne route !
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Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^