By kathus - 01/10/2012 03:17 - Madagascar - Nosy-be
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kathus tells us more.
By miss_cloclo1 - 03/11/2012 20:52 - France - Vignoc
Terminus
By Anonyme - 04/11/2012 01:16
Ma teub de secours
By Anonyme - 26/11/2012 13:01 - France - Gerstheim
Doux Jésus
By Second_degre - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Carouge
By rafmoutte - 13/01/2013 20:04 - France - Paris
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Le pire c'est que mes cheveux n'ont rien d'un paillasson... J'en prend même assez soin en fait. Pour tout dire l'expression m'a fait rire jusqu'à ce que je comprenne qu'il s'agisse de moi ! Le temps que l'info monte, j'emballais mes courses et je n'ai même pas osé répliquer tellement j'étais vexée. Pour compléter l'histoire, je dirai que si cette dame (ou c*******) a dit ça, c'est qu'il me restait des paillettes de la soirée de la veille et qu'après un shampoing, l'effet pailleté n'était plus le même. Ça faisait limite pas très net. :)
CHUUUUT
By Anonyme - 26/06/2013 23:42 - France - Murs
By Anonyme - 09/07/2013 13:37 - France - Sillingy
By mafille - 04/11/2013 21:04 - France
Pense-bête
By Sandra le rat - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Massy
By putaindefuckingfuck - 21/02/2014 18:12 - France - Toulon
By Mangeduriz - 03/03/2014 13:33 - Belgique - Liège
Mon p'tit coeur
By emma - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Illkirch
By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
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Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)
By Loveforlife - 25/07/2014 17:50 - France - Rimogne
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Bonjour à tous et à toutes ! Je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde :) Quel honneur ! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée ! Alors pour les précisions : ma belle-sœur a 16 ans ! Oui, bon, c'est jeune, mais bon faut avouer que là la remarque était un peu poussée tout de même ! Et l'âge n'excuse pas tout ! ;) D'ailleurs, elle ne s'est même pas rattrapé après. Pour elle c'était "juste pas normal de mettre sa piscine comme ça quoi!". Bref, on s'est tous bien marré et on a vraiment eu du mal à s'en remettre ! Bonne journée et bon week-end à tous.
By Anonyme - 14/10/2014 10:03 - France - Paris
Le rat
By Lapetitesouris - 31/10/2014 16:32 - France - Coursan
By Murame - 14/11/2014 20:40 - France - Bouchemaine
By granulé - 06/01/2015 23:01 - France - Béthune
Improvisation technique
By ericz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Liège
Je suis l'auteur de la vdm malgache. Grégoire le chauffeur est un homme bon et d'ailleurs comme beaucoup de commentateurs ont souligné c'était réellement un compliment. Je l'ai pris comme tel au final. Le lendemain je mangeais dans sa famille une cuisine traditionnelle succulente. Sur l'instant j'ai ris un peu jaune car je fais 1m82 pour 81kg et donc un imc normal. Bcp d'européens me décrivent en surpoids. Le multiculturalisme et le relativisme sont donc mes meilleurs allies.