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By MonsieurNestPasUneTapette - 07/04/2012 17:59 - France
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By MonsieurNestPasUneTapette - 07/04/2012 17:59 - France
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By pluchepluche - 20/04/2012 11:18 - Belgique - Enghien
Bonjour, celles (et ceux) qui ne sont pas passé(e)s par là ne peuvent pas comprendre. J'ai souhaité allaiter mon BB même si mon entourage était contre (c'est contraignant.....). Mon mari a respecté mon choix et m'a encouragé dans les moments difficiles. Suite à un problème de tétons, je n'ai pas pu allaiter mon BB directement au sein. La puericultrice de l'hôpital a proposé d'utiliser sur le sein une tétine de biberon et d'allaiter ainsi mon fils. Ca a super bien marché. J'ai tiré mon lait quand j'étais fatiguée et mon mari a pris le relais très vite la nuit. Je n'ai pas pu allaiter aussi longtemps que j'aurai aimé. C'est un sentiment certes contradictoire de se plaindre d'être fatiguées, mais quand on allaite son BB (même avec ma méthode) reste des moments merveilleux. Mon fils a gardé longtemps le souvenir de ces moments partagés à 3 !
By Alucia - 21/04/2012 19:50 - France
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By NeverAlone - 25/05/2012 09:15 - France - Besan
Salut, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM est bien surprise qu'elle ait été publiée ! C'est très marrant, je vais tout de suite envoyer un message de rage à "ma moitié" : "A cause de toi j'ai été publiée sur VDM !! GRrrr" lol Alors non je ne suis pas lesbienne, il s'agit bien d'un homme... et d'un bucheron qui plus est ! Ensuite j'ai trouvé très drôle les gens qui me recommande de le quitter (on ne quitte pas quelqu'un pour si peu voyons !) ou bien qui me font la morale parce que c'est niais ou que j'ai copié ça sur un site internet. Alors les pères et les mères la morale, sachez que ça fait longtemps que nous sommes en couple, qu'avant cela nous étions tous les deux des célibataires endurcis, donc nous avons une certaine connaissance de la solitude et il sait que la solitude sentimentale me pesait car avant d'être en couple avec lui je pensais ne pas être capable d'aimer. De plus nous nous envoyons souvent des messages dans la journée et là, entre deux messages, j'ai eu un élan romantique hors sujet qu'il n'a pas compris. C'était juste drôle, parce que décalé et ça plombait complètement mon élan... M
By AlcooliqueAnonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By RominouF - 13/06/2012 21:21 - France - Bordeaux
Bonsoir tout le monde! Alors tout d'abord, merci de m'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir de lire viedemerde.fr à son habitude et de remarquer celle qu'on a soumise dans les plus récentes. Ensuite, oui effectivement mon frère a dix-sept ans et moi quatorze, pourtant on a vraiment des âmes d'enfants. Sur le moment oui on a eu un bon gros fou rire de cinq minutes, à tel point qu'il m'a mise au défi de la poster, et il a eu raison! :)