By Prof pas particulier - 04/11/2013 22:10 - France - Villeurbanne
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You Never Know par Immortal Technique.
Black par Pearl Jam.
Street Life par Beenie Man.
Summertime (version de Janis Joplin).
All Of Me par Angus et Julia Stone.
Hurt par Johnny Cash.
My Twin par Katatonia.
Fjara par Sòlstafir.
Complicated Lady par Big Boss Man.
Knocking on heavens door par Antony and the Johnsons.
Mother Superior par Coheed and Cambria.
Friantiz par Kohann.
Benighted par Opeth.
Baby Girl par Brother Ali.
Integral Birth par Cynic (version acoustique).
The Story of my Life par Astronautalis.
Andmoreagain par Love.
Victim of love par The Eagles.
Lost & Found par Lianne La Havas.
Since We've Been Wrong par The Mars Volta.
Bleeding Rivers par Copper Wimmin.
If & When par Doomtree.
Aviation High par Semi precious Weapons.
Si vous avez besoin d'une oreille serviable pour écouter de la musique envoyez moi un MP.
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Bien sur qu'ils ne l'ont pas dis méchamment... mes enfants sont très "maman cucul" et ne me lachent pas depuis que je suis rentrée. J'adore leur spontanéité et leur naïveté, j'aime mes enfants et mon mari a fait de son mieux! c'était juste très drole à entendre et la moue qu'elle a fait en imaginant que peut être j'allais repartir et qu'elle retournerait au macdo! lol. N'empeche ma fille m'a dit qu'il fallait que je fasse "toujours dodo à la maison maintenant"...
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Le papa n'est ni stupide comme certains l'ont dit, ni une histoire sans lendemain. En écrivant cette question, l'idée n'était pas de lui demander vraiment s'il voulait être le papa de notre bébé mais de lui annoncer d'une manière sympa ! Etant donné que ca fait longtemps que nous l'attendions, la réponse est tout simplement évidente. Il n'a juste pas compris tout de suite, il avait la tête ailleurs, je pense que ça peut arriver à tout le monde. Après bien sur qu'il y a eu les cris de joie etc... J'espère que ce message vous éclaire. Et un grand merci pour vos félicitations !
Cours !
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Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)
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J'ai d'ailleurs rangé ma chambre dans les 2H qui ont suivis, sous l'oeil vigilant de ma mère et les petits rires de ma soeur :) Je sais pas si c'était vraiment de l'humour mais elle connais le moyen de me faire chanter x)
Pour tous les incultes qui sont allés en Louvre simplement pour pouvoir dire qu'ils y sont allés sans manifestement prendre le soin de s'intéresser aux œuvres, il s'agit ici du sarcophage de Djedhor. Il est en grauwacke, mesure 2,65 mètres de long sur 1 mètre de hauteur, est de provenance inconnue, et date donc de la Basse Epoque, XXXème dynastie. Il se trouve dans la salle 14 du département des Antiquités Egyptiennes, et n'est protégé par aucune vitre. Je vous invite à aller le voir, afin de parfaire votre "culture"...