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By lavieille - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Ozoir-la-ferrière
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By lavieille - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Ozoir-la-ferrière
By SisterSister - 16/10/2013 13:58 - France - Poitiers
By capillairementvotre - 19/10/2013 11:10 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 20/10/2013 01:02 - France - Paris
By Zohnya - 21/10/2013 05:23 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 22/10/2013 07:13 - France - Rouen
By Charmant - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By priveedeBU - 22/10/2013 07:46 - France - Lille
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By MarlowL - 22/10/2013 15:20 - France - Chalon-sur-sa
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour répondre à certains commentaires, oui j'ai une copine et elle m'a dit que c'était naturel, elle n'est pas contre ça. Alors, ma mère n'est pas venue mais a crié "Au moins un qui s'en sert !" ce que mon père n'a pas apprécié. Maintenant mon oncle me charrie beaucoup.. Ma petite amie n'a rien contre le fait que je me masturbe. Elle sait que je l'aime, ça fait maintenant 3 ans qu'on est ensemble, on n'a jamais eu de relations sexuelles, on veut être sûrs que "nous" ça va durer mais après, chacun son avis
By ayana1001 - 23/10/2013 09:46 - France - Grenoble
Salut à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, que je n'ai pas postée avec mon compte parce que ce dernier à à l'abandon depuis plusieurs année et je ne pensais pas devoir m'en resservir un jour. Cela dit je pense avoir quelque précision à apporter à mon histoire. Donc il faut savoir que nous travaillons dans la bonne entente dans ma boîte et qu'il n'est donc pas spécialement choquant compte tenu des relation que nous avons que mon boss figure dans mes amis. Sachant que non je n'étale pas ma vie sur Facebook, on n'y trouve aucune photo de moi bourré et autre joyeuseté et je ne poste pas un statut toute les heures. Concernant ma connasse de balance il ne s'agit pas d'un statut mais d'un groupe que j'ai rejoins lors de mes années d'insouciances, mon boss a donc du bien fouiller mon profil pour trouver cela. Et concernant mon poids, non je ne suis pas grosse et je ne m'empiffre pas de chocolat, simplement toute les femmes seront d'accord avec moi pour dire qu'il est désagréable de voir monter les chiffres de matin en matin. Sur ce bonne journée en espérant vous avoir éclairé sur ma situation ! :)
By Anonyme - 23/10/2013 16:15 - France - Metz
By Panne_is - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By la loose - 23/10/2013 21:00 - France - Bordeaux
By Lotta_Waay - 24/10/2013 12:14 - France - M
By pasdechance - 27/10/2013 16:30 - France - Le Torquesne
By mac_florie - 29/10/2013 23:51 - France - Chartres-de-bretagne
By Lagaffe - 30/10/2013 01:13 - France - Paris
By Chacha ) 07 - 30/10/2013 08:15 - France - Verny
By Jigsaw76 - 31/10/2013 09:50
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.