Connard !
By Dynamix - 19/05/2013 09:47 - France - Carquefou
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Bonjour à tous ! Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire, en particulier le club de la blague pourrie. Certaines de ces blagues méritent la palme. J'y serais bien allé de ma prose, mais je ne me sens pas aussi talentueux. Alors, pour vous donner quelques explications, il s'agit d'une société de vente par correspondance, plutôt bien réputée en Europe. Suite à une publicité donnée à la Foire de Paris, j'ai décidé d'y créer un compte. Vous connaissez la suite. Quant à l'enveloppe de la lettre, il y a la civilité "Mr" suivi de mon nom, mais absence complète du prénom. Je suis en train de réfléchir à la rédaction d'une réponse humoristique et ironique, si vous aviez quelques idées, je suis preneur. Encore merci pour votre soutien dans la parution de ma VDM, je ne suis pas près d'oublier ce gag et cette parution. Bonne journée, Kurugal