Le dormeur doit se réveiller
By soporifique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You are now a certified FML member
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By soporifique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By marinou9 - 17/02/2014 22:14 - France
By laloose1313 - 18/02/2014 06:36 - France - Marseille
By Diabète - 18/02/2014 07:05 - France
By Mya_la - 18/02/2014 10:04 - France
Salut à tous, Alors je répond à vos questions pour les rideaux, j'en ai en effet acheté mais je suis assez tête en l'air et j'ai oublié de prendre des tringles avec, donc pour le moment il reste dans mon placard... Je suis entièrement d'accord que j'ai de la chance d'avoir un toit sur ma tête (#20) et je ne veux pas me plaindre, juste raconter cette histoire qui m'a surprise et bien fais rire :)
By prout - 18/02/2014 12:08 - France - Le Canon
By oui. - 18/02/2014 12:10 - France
By Laprof - 18/02/2014 20:27 - France - Vence
By gafinete - 18/02/2014 22:34 - France - Cr
By Man - 19/02/2014 13:01 - France
By capillairementvotre - 19/10/2013 11:10 - France - Paris
By fatnanny - 20/10/2013 23:41 - Irlande - Dublin
Personnellement j'ai plutôt pensé qu'elle répétait ce que lui disait sa mère. Sachant qu'elle a été au régime sans sel, sans graisse, sans sucre depuis sa naissance, j'ai surtout de la peine pour elle. Des réflexions de ce genre, je m'en suis prise plusieurs et ce n'est pas de la part d'une gosse de cinq ans que ça va me blesser.
By australian6196 - 22/10/2013 07:19 - Australie - Sydney
By kylian - 23/10/2013 21:38 - France - Cherbourg
By oups_33 - 26/10/2013 09:36 - France - La Rochelle
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
By rafifi13 - 28/10/2013 06:14 - Russie - Moscow
By Fingerinthenose - 28/10/2013 08:07 - France - Marest
By LAcrym0 - 28/10/2013 10:27 - Belgique - Leuven
By Curly_Grass - 28/10/2013 19:06 - France - Vaux-le-p
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM j'habite dans un immeuble ou effectivement le facteur a une clé qui ouvre toutes les boîtes d'un coup. Le gardien n'a pas la clé et c'est lui qui guettera l'arrivée du facteur ;)