Miam miam madame !
By Tallaron - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Bonjour à tous et à toutes, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, alors oui c'était à mon mari. Après la lettre C il faut mettre un L et un I... et nous avons fait sauvagement l'amour quand je suis sorti de ma douche avant que lui ne s'en aille pour sa garde de 24H. Il est sapeur pompier professionnel. Donc je n'ai pas eu le temps de lui dire avant qu'il parte et je lui ai envoyé le texto ce matin à mon réveil. Et oui ma mère est très cool. Caro.
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By adèle - 11/05/2013 19:50 - Canada
Bonjour, j'ai écrit cette VDM (pseudo différent, création de compte oblige). Moi je ne vois aucun mal dans l'expression, une autre douceur que du sucre ça ne peut être que du sucré ! Je me aperçue qu'effectivement l'expression pouvait avoir un double sens quand j'ai vu sa tête et je me suis empressée d'ajouter "un chocolat !" Il faut savoir que c'est une personne qui fait beaucoup d'allusions et de blagues salaces ! Du coup, c'était drôle (après coup bien sûr) parce qu'il a une grande gueule mais s'il avait une proposition il ne saurait plus où se mettre ! Enfin, j'en rigole maintenant mais sur le moment j'aurai voulu rentrer dans un trou ! Et non je n'avais aucune arrière pensée, il est loin d'être un sex-symbol !