Nerveux
By Emilie - 16/02/2009 17:53
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By Emilie - 16/02/2009 17:53
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Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).
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By lees - 30/07/2009 14:02
Quand je dis "des poils", ça ne veut pas dire "une touffe de poils", et fiflo à raison, deux où trois poils égarés avaient dû rester accrochés à la spatule, et j'allais pas aller les rechercher. Le plus louche, c'est que le pot ressemble à tout, sauf à un pot de miel !
By Hamsterdame - 10/08/2009 08:31
Bonjour tout le monde ! C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM. C'est une VDM parce que Gilles, c'est pas courant pour un nom de sexe !! En plus c'est le prénom de mon prof de finances (dur...) et après avoir dit "montre-moi ça", j'ai dit "ce gros paquet" et il faisait donc référence à Gilles Gropaquet (de caunes et garcia) mais je n'avais pas vu ce sketch. Enfin sur le coup, ça m'a coupé l'envie quand même. ^^