Maltraitance
By myriam - 17/10/2011 00:03 - Reserved
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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By myriam - 17/10/2011 00:03 - Reserved
By serieB - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Madaoo - 05/12/2011 21:23 - France
By Anonyme - 07/02/2012 11:23 - France
By DarkSmoothie - 04/03/2012 15:21 - France
By ennui_total - 16/03/2012 23:04
By maaanquedebol - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-brieuc
By Galaxy - 12/05/2012 08:08 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By zbikarbi - 25/05/2012 06:55 - France
By countdowns - 28/05/2012 11:56 - Belgique - Brussels
By la-tête-dans-les-nuages - 16/06/2012 06:14 - France
By geetucrains - 16/09/2012 11:20 - France - Lucey
non il n'y avait pas que la sangria, elle était là seulement pour la coloration x) si je vous dis tout ce que j'ai bu tout le monde va vomir rien que d'y penser x)
By Anonyme - 18/09/2012 12:20 - France - Moir
By poupoule - 06/10/2012 10:23 - France
By Anonyme - 31/10/2012 22:41
By deltabravo06 - 22/01/2013 20:04 - France - Rosny-sous-bois
By Anonyme - 23/01/2013 06:55
By parresse_man - 21/02/2013 22:12 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous. Oui, c'est moi, l'auteur de la VDM ! Bien que ce soit tardif, je vais vous raconter LA suite ! Il se trouve que la fille de ma VDM est dotée d'un sens de l'humour assez... Compliqué, mais bon, elle m'aime aussi et nous sommes maintenant ensemble ! Voilà voilà !
By mariepauvrefille - 25/02/2013 16:00 - France - Laneuveville
By gatochoco - 25/02/2013 16:00 - Allemagne - Dei
Je ne m'attendais pas à ce que ma VDM donne suite à autant de commentaires (ni à ce qu'elle soit publiée d'ailleurs) ! Alors pour m'expliquer, il faut dire qu'on venait de m'envoyer un message qui disait qu'on m'attendait dans un resto d'altitude. Ne connaissant personne dans le télésiège, j'en ai donc profité pour regarder le chemin à prendre afin d'arriver à ce resto. Je comptais répondre au message en disant le temps que je mettrai à peu près pour arriver, c'est pourquoi je n'ai pas rangé mon téléphone dans la poche qui lui est réservée, mais je l'ai plutôt mis dans ma bouche, sans bien sûr imaginer une seconde qu'il pouvait tomber. Et je ne crois pas que mon voisin s'attendait à ce que je réponde autrement que par un signe de tête à sa question en voyant son visage décomposé devant ma bêtise... Heureusement mon téléphone s'en est sorti (grâce à sa pochette), il faut dire qu'il n'en est pas à sa première chute. Mais c'est vrai que tomber d'aussi haut, c'était une première !